Saw the funniest thing as I was driving about last Saturday -- signs for a yard sale that morning. Not plain 'ol "Yard Sale" and an arrow, but a series of cleverly written come-ons that, I'm sure, packed 'em in.
First Sign: SHORT BUT INTENSE! Yard Sale
Second Sign, 1/4 mile away: FIVE CRAZY HOURS!
Third Sign: Kitchenware, Toys, Clothes, OBJECTS OF MYSTERY!
Fourth Sign: EPISODE IV, PURGE OF THE HOUSEHOLD!
Fifth Sign: EARLY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING (for those you really don't care much about)
And no, I didn't go. I didn't want to spoil the build-up from those nutty signs.
Happy Wednesday, everyone.