Got a 2-day seminar
Promise I won't go far
Posts will fall by the wayside
'Cuz we're gonna be (San Diego) bayside
Stuck in an air-conditioned hotel
Sounds boring as hell
But we're already committed
My butt's gonna be seated
Up to 8 hours per day
For my butt (and me), please pray
See you in a day or two
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Happy Monday, everyone.